Reject All

Ten levels of increasingly evil cookie banners.

The brief

Make a comedic browser game whose only goal is to reject all cookies. Build 10 levels of escalating consent-banner dark patterns (fleeing buttons, guilt-trip copy, fake close icons, hundreds of toggles, nested "legitimate interest" menus, and worse), each beatable in under 30 seconds once you figure it out. Time the whole run, and end with a share card (a downloadable PNG plus copyable text) showing the total time and the nastiest level. Use fictional company names only.